Monday, October 31, 2005

Only in Lakewood!

Now selling on EBay:

Rights to name a street in Lakewood NJ

US $152.50
Time left:
5 days 22 hours7-day listing, Ends Nov-06-05 08:54:45 PST
Start tim:
Oct-30-05 08:54:45 PST
18 bids (US $1.00 starting bid)
High bidder:
yishai123 ( 10)
Item location:
Lakewood, NJUnited States

Selling the right to name a street in Lakewood NJ after anyone or thing you want in perpetuity. Developer is building a street of five or six houses off New Central Ave. Houses will be in the $600,000 range. You can choose any name you like subject to Township approval (Forest Ave is take, as is Malka Way for example), and developer approval (we won't approve 'Yutz way' for example). E-mail if you are worried about name approval. Street will be legally known by that name. Beats the 'name a star' program. This is a great gift idea. We reserve the right to withdraw this at any time prior to auction closing.

So how about:

  1. Kotler Krossway;
  2. AOL Avenue;
  3. Computer's Hard Drive;
  4. WiFi Y Not;
  5. Schneerson Street;
  6. Micro Chip On Their Shoulder;
Hurry up to purchase!
posted by Yeshiva Orthodoxy
at 12:54 PM


Blogger Jewish Blogmeister said...

I would but I'm flat broke!

2:19 PM  
Blogger Yeshiva Orthodoxy said...

"flat broke"
Perfect name for Lakewood

2:33 PM  
Blogger ploiderer said...

I tried Lubavitch Parkway but it was rejected - unless I paid double.

4:05 PM  

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